Oh Hey Look, A Blog!

Hey. So, um, yeah how have you been? Me? I’ve been doing ok, yeah just trying to get things sorted out you know? Yeah. Well, you look great. No I mean it you really do, glad to see you’re doing alright for yourself. Yeah………..Look, I uh, I’m sorry for not writing in a while. I’ve just been caught up in a lot of other things and I’ve been meaning to, I really have, it’s just…I dunno I guess it just slipped my mind. Can you forgive me?

That sincerely awkward apology goes out to all three of our viewers (Mom, Dad, StarHump69) and we want to let you all know that we’re coming back from our month long hiatus with avengeance, starting with this steamy story hot off the presses:

Jessica Simpson Engaged!!! 

I don't know what the man sees in her

That’s right folks, the “30 year old singer” (neither of those claims have yet to be proven) became engaged to her man-friend Eric Johnson on Thursday, just days after her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, popped the question to Vanessa Minnillo. Can this engagement just be a reaction to her ex’s? Will Simpson’s new marriage be a more successful one? Does anybody actually care about any of this? No. No, they don’t. Which is why I’m happy to say that Bitchy Queens is back to bring you real stories, like this one:

Paul Giamatti Joining The Hangover II 

Like this but MORE hungover

Paul Giamatti will be joining The Hangover Part II and will head down to Thailand with director Todd Phillips and the film’s cast in a few weeks. I’m not sure which character he is slated for, and what exactly the film is going to be about but really does it matter? It’s Paul Giamatti!

Anyways, expect a heckuva lot more posts to be coming your way now that we’ve gotten up off of our asses and are writing again.